Almost 15 years ago to this day on the sitcom Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld implored his friend Elaine in ‘The Dinner Party’ episode to “look to the cookie.”  I guess Jerry was suggesting getting along had something to do with getting together.
The conversation went something like this:
JERRY: Ummm, The thing about eating the Black and White [...]

There are exactly 13 items in my shower. Each one of them has a story, and though I have tried to think of someone other than myself to tell the stories, I have concluded that I am best suited for this epic duty.
In no particular order, here is the cast of characters:
1. bar [...]

Here are just a few things I have heard recently that were humorous to me. Perhaps you will enjoy one or two as well.
1. This first one comes from a college football television sports announcer:
‘you know, offensive players love going into halftime with a lead.’
Really? You don’t say? They like to have [...]