Archive for January, 2009

Look to the Lyric

Posted by Jeff on January 30th, 2009 under A Lyrical Look  •  No Comments

Almost 15 years ago to this day on the sitcom Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld implored his friend Elaine in ‘The Dinner Party’ episode to “look to the cookie.”  I guess Jerry was suggesting getting along had something to do with getting together. The conversation went something like this: JERRY: Ummm, The thing about eating the Black [...]

In my shower

Posted by Jeff on January 8th, 2009 under In the house  •  No Comments

There are exactly 13 items in my shower. Each one of them has a story, and though I have tried to think of someone other than myself to tell the stories, I have concluded that I am best suited for this epic duty. In no particular order, here is the cast of characters: 1. bar [...]

funny things heard

Posted by Jeff on January 1st, 2009 under Uncategorized  •  1 Comment

Here are just a few things I have heard recently that were humorous to me. Perhaps you will enjoy one or two as well. 1. This first one comes from a college football television sports announcer: ‘you know, offensive players love going into halftime with a lead.’ Really? You don’t say? They like to have [...]